Train Toilets to go Down the Pan

Terrible punning from the Wimbledon Guardian in a story reporting that South West Trains are considering removing the toilets from some of their trains in order to make more space for passengers. Martin Linton is quoted as being generally in favour of the move. He says:

The biggest problem for people in this area is actually getting on the train.

The trains are so overcrowded that people have fainted and had panic attacks on them, so I support everything SWT is trying to do to create more capacity.

It's unlikely people are going to need the toilet during the short journey to Waterloo.